A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would
take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and
groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and
roar…so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you
can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the
pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the
laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he
was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!"