Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention
of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer
run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my
system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on
this program. Can you help me?

Jonathan Powell

Dear Sir-

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea that Wife
1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to
uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. You can not go
back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system.
Look in your manual under Warnings – Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.

The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as
lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife
1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Tech Support

Keep in touch,

Clyde