Better than eating the evidence…

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Morris is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Joe, is wearing an
earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious
about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

"Hey Joe, he yells out – I didn’t know you were into earrings."

"Don’t make such a big deal out of it,…it’s only an earring." Says Joe
sheepishly.

"No really," probes Morris, "How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

Thought for the day —

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An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man  is
nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."