There were these three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the
amount of control they have over their wives, while the third guy remains quiet. After a
while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what
sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow puffs out his chest and says, "Well, I’ll tell you. Just the
other night my wife came to me crawling on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed! Their eyes are wide and they have a newfound respect
for this guy. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.

The third fellow took a long, healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered,
"She said, ‘Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!’"