A friend has been doing temp work at various offices. At one place she became the
resident expert on the photocopy machine. One day there was a big backup. She went over to
help and found that no one knew how to stop the copier from punching three holes down the
side of each copy. She opened the paper tray, removed the three-hole paper and solved the
problem.

It’s hard to believe certain people survive to adulthood. I saw a lady at work today
putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as
to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for
her credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy.