Delight yourself in the LORD; and He will give you the desires of yourheart
(Psalm 37:4)

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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas,
people behind me stop, and I’m gone." – Steven Wright

~~~ And we wonder where road-rage comes from? ~~~

Fun Things to do When Driving

Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries
to explain to next driver.

Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.

Stop at the green lights. Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel
free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands,
and lean the seat back as you drive.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave vigorously at everyone.

At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

If a firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a
cheer for them as they pass!

Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse. (yeah, right!)

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.

Get in the fast lane and gradually… slow… down… to… a stop. Then get out and
watch the cars.

Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you’re in. When they tell you
you’re there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong
state!"

Sing without having the radio on.

At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up
as the light changes and drive off…