A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the
road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front
of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side
of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and
pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk
and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed
the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and
hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two
people again, hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped
another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of
sight.
The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s
spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What
did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair Spray – Restores Life to Dead Hair and Adds Permanent Wave."
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