10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those few hours, you
will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a
television remote control or computer mouse.

9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men
find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.

8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire
congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these
is a little guessing game called "Who’s Praying, Who’s Sleeping?"

7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 400-500 people on a weekly basis makes it
much less likely that you yourself will give in to a chronic lack of sleep. Although it
has been known to happen.

6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait till you’ve been
singing with us for a few weeks.

5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does not require
electronics equipment or expensive power tools. This could be good for the family budget.

4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart healthy, it’s soul
healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees, and it’s a lot easier on the knees than
jogging.

3. If you think you’ve done everything there is to do, and there are no great
challenges left in life, try singing with us guys and staying on pitch.

2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game, but is at least
twice as satisfying. This is especially true if you are a long-suffering fan of the Miami
Dolphins. (Don’t worry, though, the rehearsals are on Wednesday, not Monday Nights.)

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON MEN SHOULD JOIN THE CHOIR:

When people ask you whether you’ve been behaving yourself, you can say with the utmost
sincerity, "Hey, I’m a Choir Boy."