Haircuts – The difference between men and women:

 * Women’s Version: *

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cuuuuute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t
think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh no, it’s perfect! I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this style, I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one
of those layer cuts – that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that
except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh, now *that’s* funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I
had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Woman 2: Do you think so? Oh, you’re just saying that!

Woman 1: No! Really, I mean it…

* Men’s Version: *

Man 2: Haircut?

Man 1: Ummhmm.