There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.

"YOU’RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer.

"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had
gone."

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A guy was driving his car down the road when he was pulled over by the cops.

The policeman told the guy that when he turned the sharp bend two miles back, the
passenger door swung open and his wife fell out.

The driver said "Thank God for that – I thought I had gone deaf!!".