A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was testing it out
in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened. Furious, he demanded to see
the plant manager, and told him "When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the *&# radio
to work."

The plant manager explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice and
all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. Pretty neat stuff.

He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson
started singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started
crooning. "Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was
in an elevator.

He was relaxed, driving up I-59 to Birmingham, and listening to smooth sounds. Then a
pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off the road.

"Stupid rednecks!" he screamed.

The radio immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown Ohioooooo Staaaate!!!!"