One of life’s great mysteries, solved at last What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on
the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do the laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!