Little Jimmy’s father always used to tell him bedtime stories. Being the quick-witted
fellow that he was, he always embelished on them adding little jokes here and there.

One day in Little Jimmy’s kindergarten class, his teacher was telling them the strory
of the three little pigs. Jimmy knew this story because his father always told him this
before he went to bed. They were at the part when the first pig needed to build his house.

"Then," the teacher said, "the first little pig needed straw to build
his house. Along the road he saw a farmer carrying a bail of straw. So the little pig
walked up to the farmer and asked him if he could borrow his straw to build a house. Then
class, do you know what the farmer said?"

Little Jimmy immedeatly raised his hand, knowing the answer.

"Yes Jimmy," replied the teacher.

"WOW!! A TALKING PIG!!!"