An exasperated salesperson abandoned his car in a No Parking zone and left  this
note: I’ve circled this block twenty times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose
my job. "Forgive us our trespasses."

Upon returning, he found this note: I’ve circled this block twenty years. If I don’t
give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. "Lead us not into temptation."

– Clean Jokes by Tal D. Bonham