Geometry

My geometry tutor told me "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided
ones are called pentagons."

"What about two sided ones?" I asked.

"They don’t exist." was his response.

"I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons."

A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on.

Finally she leaned over to her mother and whispered "Mommy, if we give him the
money now, will he let us go?"

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A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, "Bobby, do you believe in the
devil?" "No," said the little boy. "He’s just like Santa Claus. I
think it’s my daddy."

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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to
say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep
crossing things out?"

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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up."

"That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?" Well, I’ll have to go
to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to
sit down and listen."