Old Pretloski was a minister in a small Polish town. He had always been a good man and
lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the answer to any three
questions Pretloski would like to ask.

Old Pretloski did not need much time to consider, and the first question was:
"Will there ever be married Catholic priests?"

God promptly replied: "Not in your life-time."

Pretloski thought for a while, and then came up with the second question: "what
about female priests then, will we have that one day?"

Again God had to disappoint Old Pretloski: "Not in your life-time, I’m
afraid."

Pretloski was sorry to hear that, and he decided to drop the subject. After having
though for a while, he asked the last question: "Will there ever be another Polish
pope?"

God answered quickly and with a firm voice, "Not in My life time."