This story will take you back to the days of Introduction to Philosophy….

Rene Descartes went into a bar and ordered a drink. When it arrived, he drank it down
with a flourish. The observant bar-tender asked him if he wanted another. "I think
not," Descarte replied — and disappeared.

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An old preacher who was beginning to get forgetful remarked one day to his wife:
"Darling, every night the Lord works miracles. When I get up in the middle of the
night to go pee in the bathroom, he turns the light on for me as soon as I open the
bathroom door, and turns it off when I leave!"

His wife sighed and said: "Harry, you’re doing it in the refrigerator again."