A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the
service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a
wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the
woman is actually alive!

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held and, at the end of
the service, the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband shouts, "Watch out for the wall!"

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Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a small
Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator
summed up nerve enough to ask him why the regularity.

"I’m foreman of the local sawmill," he explained. "Every day, I have to
blow the whistle at noon. So I call you to get the exact time."

The operator giggled, "That’s really funny," she said. "All this time
we’ve been setting our clock by your whistle.