10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid
eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or
else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend (who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and
Jerry’s).

5. I don’t date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in
the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s not me, it’s you.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.)

2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

…..and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet. It’s that male perspective thing)