There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school
working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the
needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his
income.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones,
Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy — Either way, you get your dog back!"