The doctor noted with astonishment a tattoo of a bluebird on the shoulder of his 70
year old patient, who was in his office for her annual check up.

She told him that she had wanted one her whole life, so she and her 16 yr old grandson
decided that they would birthday tattoos together. As her doctor, I inquired why she had
not got one sooner.

Until now, she replied, " I was afraid of what my mother would say!!!"

Some Things Money Can’t Buy

A button for a coat of paint.

Sheets for an oyster bed.

False teeth for a river’s mouth.

Music for a rubber band.

Shoes for a walking stick.

A saddle for a clothes horse!

Lets Pretend

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping
carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the
top bunk, the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I’m
sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me
another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea,
just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married."

The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!"

The woman says, "GOOD ….get your own darn blanket!!!"