One day a person called a psychic hot line. After all the questions the lady said I see
Three Hundred dollars in your future.

A week later, he got a bill from the psychic hotline for $300.00.

What A Student

When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100  in school. Her dad told
her to go sit down and tell him all about it.

She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!

Weather Forecast

There will be a high chance of darkness tonight.