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Dear God: Letters From Children

Dear God,

In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?  
– Jane

Dear God,

I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying.  – Elliot

Dear God,

Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did,
then I’m going to fix my brother. – Darla

Dear God,

I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That
was cool!  – Eugene

Dear God,

I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.  –
Allison

Dear God,

Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  – Lucy

Dear God,

Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
  – Anita

Dear God,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?  – Norma

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the
ones You have now?  – Cindy

Dear God,

Who draws the lines around countries?  – Nan

Dear God,

The bad people laughed at Noah – "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But
he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. – Edward

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?  – Neil

Dear God,

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.  – Robert

Dear God,

Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. – Joyce

Dear God,

Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.  
– Tom

Dear God,

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.  –
Bruce

Dear God,

If we come back as something – please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate
her.  – Denise

Dear God,

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.  – Danny

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It
works with my brother. – Larry

Dear God,

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
  – Sam

Dear God,

You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.  – Dean

Dear God,

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are
only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. – Brad

Dear God,

Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. – Ron

Dear God,

My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding,
aren’t they?  – Marsha

Dear God,

If You watch me in Church Sunday. I’ll show You my new shoes.  – Mickey

Dear God,

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. – Chris

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet
he stole Your idea. – Donna

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know that. I am
not just saying that because You are God already. – Charles

Dear God,

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You
that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend
(but I am not going to tell You who I am) 

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