http://www.globalserve.net/~adata/Htmls/thefrog/frog.html

Ordinarily, I don’t promote websites, but this little animated frog is sooooooo funny!
He does so many things, it might take you a while to see them all! Happy Viewing!!! For
all of you that don’t have web page access, here’s your joke for the day:

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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole
when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to
shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron".

The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at
the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9
iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think
frog?" the man asks.

"Ribbit. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replys, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should
bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures
what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his
winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog,
I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever
grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss,
the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."