A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned.

What did you do asks the priest. I committed a murder.

The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.

A women walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned. The priest asks her
what did you do. I robbed six banks. The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and
you will be forgiven.

Another man walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do
asks the priest.

I peed in the holy cup.