A woman went to the school to register her boys.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,"
she answered.

"They’re all named LeRoy?" he asked, "What if you want them to come in
from playing outside?"

"Oh, that’s easy," she said. "I just call ‘LeRoy’,  and they all
come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, ‘LeRoy, come eat your dinner’, and they do." She answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that’s easy," she said, "I just use their last name!"

The Head Hog

One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at
the trough?"

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I’m sorry, who?"

The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"

She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’
or ‘Brother,’ but I prefer that you not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the
trough’!"

To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the building
fund…."

To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just
walked in!"