A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he
breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. "How
did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked
underneath,"  he replied, "I think it’s printed on the bottom."

–From Cindeee

As another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one
was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He
looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don’t kid me, Mom, I know they’re my
feet."

–From Brenda B

Amy: Can people predict the future with cards?

Joan: My mother can.

Amy: Really?

Joan: Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me  what will happen
when my father gets home.

–Compliments of a Teacher in Phoenix

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read,"The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and  
was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

–From Emile

Q: What’s the difference between a mutt and a pedigreed dog?

A: About a hundred and fifty dollars.

–Syman Says