A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he
breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it’s
printed on the bottom."

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Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on
the right foot.

She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don’t kid me, Mom. I KNOW
they’re my feet."

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to
the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked,
"How will that help?"

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the
groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"I’m looking for the seal."

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was
turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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A mother was taking her son shopping for school items at the start of a new school
year.

She told her son, "Get your coat and shoes, we have to go and get you new shoes
for Gym."

Her son replied, "Jim? Who’s Jim?"