"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?"
— Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s
almost $7.00 in dog money." — Joe Weinstein

"Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." — Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used
to the idea." — Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a
dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." — Dereke Bruce

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." —
Ben Williams

"When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." — Edward
Abbey

"Cat’s Motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like
the dog did it." — Unknown

"You can’t always tell what a dog’s thinking by the look on it’s face." —
Michael Harrington