A burglar breaks into a house and as he is prowling around he hears a voice "Jesus
is watching you"

He jumps thinking hes been caught but theres noone around. Thinking it may have been
nerves or his conscience he continues pilfering the jewellry, good silverwear etc. when
once again he hears "Jesus is watching you".

This time he is sure he is not imagining it and turning around sees where the noise is
coming from – a cage in the corner with a beaked occupant. "So it was you saying
that, eh bird, so whats your name then."

The bird replies "Moses" The burglar looks at the bird puzzled and says
"what sort of idiot names a parrot Moses?" Just as he hears a menacing snarl
from the other side of the room the parrot replies "The same ones who would call a
rottweiler Jesus"