There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those who are good with words, and those who are… erm… thingy.

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One day it struck me that it’s just not right that we eat certain animals, yet
treat others as pets.

And THAT’S when

I invented Kitten McNuggets.

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clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG!

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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In The Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.

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"My greatest fear in life is that no-one

will remember me after

I’m dead."—some dead guy

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Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.