This is the latest best-seller to hit the bookstalls.

A quote from the preface – " We didn’t want to turn anyone off with
threatening words that no one understands any more, like ‘worship’. People in
today’s society get kind of uncomfortable with too much talk about things like
commitment and dedication. They’d much rather have a religion that they can turn off
or on at will. Our book seeks to meet that need".

Some sample hymn titles are:

A Comfy Mattress Is Our God.

Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness.

All Hail The Influence Of Jesus’ Name.

My Hope Is Built On Nothing Much.

Amazing Grace, How Interesting Is The Sound.

My Faith Looks Around For Thee.

Be Thou My Hobby.

Blest Be The Tie That Doesn’t Cramp My Style.

Oh, For A Couple Of Tongues To Sing.

Oh, How I Like Jesus.

Pillow Of Ages, Fluffed For Me.

I Surrender Some.

Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow.

I’m Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives.

Self-Esteem To The World, The Lord Is Come.

Sit Up, Sit Up For Jesus.

Spirit Of The Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me.

Take My Life And Let Me Be.

There Is Scattered Cloudiness In My Soul Today.

There Shall Be Sprinkles Of Blessings.

What An Acquaintance We Have In Jesus.

When Peace, Like A Trickle….

When The Saints Go Sneaking In.

Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following.

Lift Every Voice And Intellectualise.