What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.

Rudolph the Great, a Russian tsar, was standing in his house one day with his wife
gazing out his window. He turned to his wife and said, "Look honey, it’s
raining." She responded, "I don’t think so, dear. I think its
snowing." But Rudolph, confident that he knew better, said to his wife,
"Let’s step outside and we’ll find out." Lo and behold, they stepped
outside and discovered that it was in fact raining. Rudolph turned to his wife and
replied," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? Use a pen.!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!