A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following
question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride
is pure."

The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why
are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances
come in white."

OK Ladies, don’t just get mad, get even. Give me a good one about men.