Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha
Belch all the way from Africa.
PRAYER & FASTING CONFERENCE: “The cost for
attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals”.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at
8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way
again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s
a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t
forget your husbands”.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the
Fowlers’. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!
Everyone come for a fun time.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to
someone who doesn’t care much about you.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: “Jesus walks on the water”.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus”.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.
The “Over 60’s Choir” will be disbanded for the
summer with thanks.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make
calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a terrible experience”.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests
tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian
Martian Arts…
The agenda was adopted…the minutes were approved. the
final secretary gave a grief report.
We have received word of sudden passing of Rev.
Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let’s sing “Praise God
from Whom All Blessings Flow.”
This blooper showed up on the main page of the Internet
web site for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada: “In a show
of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican
Church of Canada.”
Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who
are suffering during our prayer time.
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old
nursery workers.
Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.
The ushers will light their candle from the pastor’s candle. The ushers will
turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins
and briefs to bear.
Church sign: Jesus Saves! Safeway sign across the street:
Safeway saves you more!
(For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray
for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week:
“There will be no Moms who care this week.”
This one said during the congregational prayer when leading
prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want
to pray for our unloved saved ones.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves
hurting people.
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