The following statements are supposed to have been written by children and have
not been retouched or corrected – bad spelling and all. I can’t vouch for this
being true, but I must admit some of them tickled my fuuny bone!

Cheers! Charles

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel called Delila

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews In the battle of
Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a
taximan.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.