During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the professor no other choice than to interrogate the student’s test-taking habit. 

“Mr. Walters,” the professor began. “Is there something interesting written on your palm?”

“Not at all,” Billy replied. “It’s all pretty boring.”

One Unhappy Juror

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? 

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. 

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? 

Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.