10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been! (Judges 14:5-8)

9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!

7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a dirty ol’ furnace!

6. Cain! Get off your brother! You’re going to kill him some day!

5. Noah! No, you can’t keep them! I told you, don’t bring home any more strays!

4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!
(Judges 6:11)

3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark3:17)

2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?!

1. Jesus, close the door! What do you think, you were born in a barn?

Poor Innocent Guy Asa

It’s not about sex. It’s not about lying and perjury. It’s about whether wealthy men can for their own personal benefit conspire to throw out of office a President elected twice by the American people.

“You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it.” — Scott McNealy on the Intel privacy flap You know how it is. Sometimes you lose the thread and accidentally speak the truth.

PLEA BARGAIN: Robert William Greer Jr., 52, in a Texas court on murder charges, agreed to plead guilty if he could stay in the county jail through the end of the month since he believes he would have a better chance of seeing the Super Bowl on TV in the jail than in state prison. Prosecutors agreed with the request, so District Judge Bob Gill sentenced Greer to 18 years, and asked the county sheriff to delay his transfer to prison. (AP) …Maybe now some wives will realize just how important the championship is.