I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my Boss; he’s the best! I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded Cell! There’s nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my Peers – I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its Software; I hug it often though it doesn’t care… I love each Program and every File, I try to understand once in a while!!

I’m happy to be here, I am I am; I’m the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam. I love this Work: I love these Chores. I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

I love my Job – I’ll say it again – I even love these friendly Men – These men who’ve come to visit today In lovely white coats to take me away!!!