opportunities for the new millenium

If you’ve ever felt frustrated by the lack of effective guidelines for the use of horses in contemporary deliverance ministry, here’s a few snippets from the definitive training manual by DOCTOR A. GELDING ·

Q. How can you tell when ponies are bound by Generational Superstition ?

A. They take horseshoes with them whenever they travel

Q. What horse is most helpful when a person is possessed by the spirit of Granny Smith ?

A. An Appaloosa

Q. What does a horse Need to eat to regain his strength after deliverance ministry ?

A. Bread and stirrup

Q. What soccer team SHOULD a horse watch to relax after deliverance ministry ?

A. Spurs

Q. What ERRONEOUS THEOlogy do horses EASILY FALL for ?

A. believing they ¢re part of the Bridle of Christ

Q. How can you tell if your horse has been up too late doing deliverance ministry ?

A. By the saddlebags under his eyes

“And it shall come to pass, that when thou considereth thy life to be like unto an Hoover, that thou shallt remember thy lot gratitudinally, and rejoice that the LORD thy God didst not decide to create thee as an horse. Again I say, a little more rejoicing is verily verily in order.” (II Fallopians 3.16)

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