“To know and not to do is not yet to know” – Buddhist monk

* How come wrong telephone numbers are never busy? * Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’? * Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? * Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? * Why is it that night falls but day breaks? * Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? * Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? * Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? * Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? * How do you get off a non-stop flight? * How do you write zero in Roman numerals? * If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? * Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it’s hot? * Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” when we are already there? * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?