All I really need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark!

1 – Don’t miss the boat! 2 – Don’t forget we are all in the same boat. 3 – Plan ahead – it wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. 4 – Stay fit – when you are 600 years old Someone might ask you to do something really big. 5 – Don’t listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done. 6 – For safety’s sake, travel in pairs. 7 – Two heads are better than one. 8 – Build your future on high ground. 9 – Speed isn’t always an advantage – after all the snails were on the same boat as the cheetahs. 10 – When you’re stressed, float a while. 11 – Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals. 12 – Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside. 13. No matter what the storm, when God is with you, there’s a rainbow waiting!