THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Isn’t is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. why are there locks on the doors?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment. but when you transport something by ship it’s cargo?

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