Suspended Sentence

One night a wife woke up to notice that her husband was missing. Then she heard someone sobbing downstairs in the kitchen. It turned out to be her husband. She asked him why he was crying, and he said, “Remember that one night when your dad caught us . . . you know.” “Yes I remember,” she answered. “Remember he said I either had to marry you or go to jail.” “Yes,” the wife said. “Well, I would have gotten out today.”

Texan =-=-=

A sad Texan once prayed, “I wish it would rain – not so much for me, cuz I’ve seen it — but for my 7-year-old” _____________________________