A police officer pulled a man driving a pick up truck over to the side of the road.

“What’s the matter officer?” the man asked as he rolled down his window. “I don’t think I was speeding.”

“You weren’t speeding,” replied the officer. “You have a taillight broken, sir.”

“What?” The driver got out and shuffled back to the rear of the truck, where his face became ashen white and his hands began to tremble.

“A broken tail light isn’t that bad, sir… I’m just going to issue you a warning.”

“Not to worry about that taillight!” shouted the man. “Where is my bass boat and trailer?”