Air Conditioner

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.

“Oh I don’t care.” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.” ______________________________________________________________

Seance For A Waiter

Six months after the waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the dead man.

During the seance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing in the corner, dressed in his waiter’s outfit.

“Arnold!” she cried. “Come closer and speak to me!”

A hoarse voice from the corner wailed, “I can’t. It’s not my table.”