Why Guys Love Their Dogs

There are hundreds of examples of why guys love their dogs. Here are some of

the more compelling arguments…

Dogs will believe anything you tell them.

Dogs prefer that you leave the toilet seat up.

A dog will never tell you to ask for directions.

Your dog thinks your breath smells great when you get up in the morning.

Dogs never argue.

A dog is always glad to see you when you get home.

Dogs don’t care if you forget their birthdays.

A dog will never compare you to your mother.

Fashion means nothing to a dog.

A dog doesn’t have to get up an hour early every morning just to get ready

to go out.

Dogs always sleep in the nude.

Dogs don’t mind if you play with other dogs.

Dogs are always wearing the right shoes for the occasion.

A dog will never choose it’s career over you.

Dogs never hold a grudge.

When a dog grows whiskers, they’re attractive.

A dog can watch football on TV with you all day and not get bored.

Dogs always let you open the door for them.

Double-wide trailer or million dollar mansion — it’s all the same to your

dog.

Dogs will do tricks for your friends.

A dog doesn’t think it is rude to scratch yourself.

Your dog thinks you are the smartest human alive.

Dogs can’t cook but don’t pretend they can.

Dogs never need you to buy them a fur coat.

A dog will never make fun of you in front of its friends.

Dogs don’t mind getting a little dirty.

Dogs don’t ask you endless questions about other dogs you’ve had.

Dogs have no fear of math.

Dogs don’t demand to keep their last names.

Dogs don’t care if you channel surf.

When you come home late your dog will never ask where you’ve been.

Dogs never mess with your tools.

Dogs never bring up the past.

A dog won’t tell your secrets to a dog groomer.

A dog will never ask you to visit its family.

Dogs never have cold feet in bed.

Dogs will listen to what you have to say without interrupting.

Dogs clean up your kitchen spills without complaint.

A dog will never use all the hot water.

As long as it has you, your dog doesn’t need friends.

Your dog doesn’t expect you to pretend you like it’s hair.

Dogs are not allowed in shopping malls.

Dogs always want to help you take out the garbage.

Dogs don’t mind waiting in the car.

You never have to guess what kind of mood your dog is in.

A dog will never bore you with cute stories about its cat.

Dogs don’t obsess about their weight.

If a dog turns out like it’s mother it doesn’t matter.

When a dog rolls over and plays dead it’s cute.

Dogs don’t understand the Bridges of Madison County any more than you do.

Dogs don’t mind a little dirt on their hamburger.

Breaking a fingernail doesn’t upset a dog.

Your dog will go fishing with you anytime — no questions asked.

The fact that you can’t program your VCR doesn’t concern your dog in the

least.

Your dog doesn’t mind if you take a nap even when there are more important

things to do.

Your dog doesn’t care how long it’s been since you shaved.

Dogs don’t expect you to buy them dinner before you can pet them.

A dog lets you pick where to go on vacation.

Dogs never talk about “relationships”.

Dogs never clip coupons out of the paper before you’ve had a chance to read

it.

If a dog gets a bald spot it’s really no problem.

Dogs never want to have a serious talk about your future.

Gifts you buy for your dog always fit and are always the right color.

Dogs don’t kick you when you snore.

Dogs never ask you to buy embarrassing things for them at the store.

Dogs rarely outlive you.