A housewife dies and goes to heaven

She is met a the pearly gate by St Pete.

“To get into heaven you have to

pass a spelling test” he says.

“oh I know I will fail as I never could spell”

she replies.

” Spell LOVE” says Pete

“Luv” she says.

“Right on, your in girl “says Pete

Sometime later St Peter came to the woman

and tells her she has to mind the gate as he

has some heavenly business to attend.

“Bur St Peter I’m new to heaven. I don’t know

what to do” she pleads.

“Don’t worry just do what I did for you. You’ll

be OK, believe me”.

A short time later as the housewife was

polishing the gates.

She sees a familiar face coming towards her.

“Fred” she cries ” What happened , what are

you doing here”.

“I missed you honey, all that washing, cooking

cleaning, mowing the grass and washing the car, it

all got too much for me, so I thought I would join you

so we could be together for ever.”

” Well Fred you have to pass a spelling test to get in”

she says.

” Throw it at me, so we can be together

forever” he replies.

“Fred, spell chrysanthemum!”