“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped

out of the shower, “Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if

I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your

money,” she replied.

Q : What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?

A: Reload and carry on shooting.

Q: Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease?

A: Because it only attacks the brain.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour.

Q: A couple are lying in bed. The man says : “I am going to make you the

happiest woman in the world”

A:The woman says : “I will surely miss you”