DAVID LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS

TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE:

10. Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a box

all day long!

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around

to see who’s behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of

gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you’ll get a

piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for a hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

1. YOU CAN’T SLAM THE DOOR WHEN YOU QUIT AND WALK OUT!!!